diabolical-gift-peopleDiabolical Gift People

Inflatable Perfect Woman

£ 4.95 The Diabolical Gift Company

Availability: In stock

The perfect date....


The inflatable Perfect Woman is your Ultimate Low Maintenance Partner!!

The bonus factors are that she…………….

  • Stays Totally silent
  • Wastes no time
  • Spends no money
  • Won't leave the Toilet seat always up
  • Won't crash your car
  • Stays Totally faithful
  • Floats
  • Nag Free Model
  • Loves Footies!
  • Compliant!
  • Sexy
  • Portable!

So if you are Fed up wasting all that valuable drinking time being dragged around the shops? Then look no further, A1 gifts is proud to present this the ultimate in pleasantly silent partners. With no voice this inflatable perfect woman nags about nothing. That's right NOTHING, not a thing, nix, nil, nought and that's exactly how much of your wage packet!

There is a slight downside as she cannot cook, clean, read a map and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing? At least with our product you get some fab man time with your friends completely uninterrupted.

Height approx 50 cm and all user instructions included.

Product Reviews

Royal Mail Standard Delivery UK Main land - £3.95 per order -

This has a suggested delivery time of 2-4 days by the royal mail delivery service. If by any chance you have not received your order within this suggested time frame you must contact your local sorting office to see if it has been left there for collection. (It has been known in the past for postmen/women to not leave notification cards of attempted delivery.)This must be done prior to contacting us about a non-delivered order.

We always aim to dispatch all UK Mainland orders with in stock items on the day the order is placed before 4PM. Your order should be with you within 2 - 4 working days after the day you placed your order (providing you have ordered in stock items clearly marked on the website.). Although we are unable to guarantee an exact date due to Royal Mail's Delivery service. Eg. Place your order on Monday and it will be with you by Friday (we are sorry to say that sometimes during peak periods (i.e. Christmas, Valentines Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day) there can be a delay on the standard delivery. For this reason, at these times, we always recommend that you specify a next day delivery which is a guaranteed and trackable service.


If your order no longer meets your requirements you may return the item back to us within 30 days. Upon receipt of the product/s a refund for the product/s only will be issued, subject to the item being returned in its original condition.

We do not cover the cost for returning the product back to us, and we would recommend that you obtain a proof of postage receipt when returning the goods as we are not held responsible for any items being damaged or lost in the post.

Please note all personalised items are non-refundable.

You can return Products to the following address:


Grace House

Petersfield Avenue




United Kingdom.

If your order is returned by the selected postal service for whatever reason, we will notify you via email to advise you of this. Please note that to have this re-sent out the customer will be required to pay a further delivery charge, alternatively we can arrange for the item only to be refunded if it is non-personalised.