Sales Hotline : 01753 533 621

diabolical-gift-peopleDiabolical Gift People

Inflatable Perfect Man

Trustpilot
£ 4.95 The Diabolical Gift Company
£4.95

Availability: In stock

DP0560
The perfect date
Description

Details

Fed up wasting your time with a lazy looser? Then look no further with the ultimate silent partner! This big hunk o'love only has eyes for you, that's right, no wandering eyes, ogling other women, and general bad letching behaviour!

Yes unfortunately there is a downside our product doesn't do D.I.Y, can't beat off muggers and won't satisfy you in bed, so whats new and what will you be missing?

At least with our product you get time with your friends and get to talk to a totally attentive partner who doesn't interrupt constantly with irrelevant comments every few seconds.

Just think………………….

  • All your friends will like him
  • Won't upset your parents
  • Always willing to please
  • Doesn't watch football
  • Never breaks wind…unless the air is pumped out of him!!
  • Always faithful
  • Floats
  • Considerate
  • Never Argues
  • Handsome
  • Portable<li.sexy<>
  • Clean
  • Tidy



Your inflatable perfect man inflates the usual way by your own breath power, he measures approximately 50cm high and is wearing a pair of black trousers, a white shirt and is holding in each hand a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates!

What more could you ask for!!!!!!!!

Product Reviews
Trustpilot
Delivery

Royal Mail Standard Delivery UK Main land - £3.95 per order -


This has a suggested delivery time of 2-4 days by the royal mail delivery service. If by any chance you have not received your order within this suggested time frame you must contact your local sorting office to see if it has been left there for collection. (It has been known in the past for postmen/women to not leave notification cards of attempted delivery.)This must be done prior to contacting us about a non-delivered order.


We always aim to dispatch all UK Mainland orders with in stock items on the day the order is placed before 4PM. Your order should be with you within 2 - 4 working days after the day you placed your order (providing you have ordered in stock items clearly marked on the website.). Although we are unable to guarantee an exact date due to Royal Mail's Delivery service. Eg. Place your order on Monday and it will be with you by Friday (we are sorry to say that sometimes during peak periods (i.e. Christmas, Valentines Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day) there can be a delay on the standard delivery. For this reason, at these times, we always recommend that you specify a next day delivery which is a guaranteed and trackable service.


Returns

If your order no longer meets your requirements you may return the item back to us within 30 days. Upon receipt of the product/s a refund for the product/s only will be issued, subject to the item being returned in its original condition.


We do not cover the cost for returning the product back to us, and we would recommend that you obtain a proof of postage receipt when returning the goods as we are not held responsible for any items being damaged or lost in the post.


Please note all personalised items are non-refundable.


You can return Products to the following address:


A1Gifts

Grace House

Petersfield Avenue

Slough

Berkshire

SL2 5EA

United Kingdom.


If your order is returned by the selected postal service for whatever reason, we will notify you via email to advise you of this. Please note that to have this re-sent out the customer will be required to pay a further delivery charge, alternatively we can arrange for the item only to be refunded if it is non-personalised.

Top