diabolical-gift-peopleDiabolical Gift People

Inflatable Perfect Man

£ 4.95 The Diabolical Gift Company

Availability: In stock

The perfect date


Fed up wasting your time with a lazy looser? Then look no further with the ultimate silent partner! This big hunk o'love only has eyes for you, that's right, no wandering eyes, ogling other women, and general bad letching behaviour!

Yes unfortunately there is a downside our product doesn't do D.I.Y, can't beat off muggers and won't satisfy you in bed, so whats new and what will you be missing?

At least with our product you get time with your friends and get to talk to a totally attentive partner who doesn't interrupt constantly with irrelevant comments every few seconds.

Just think………………….

  • All your friends will like him
  • Won't upset your parents
  • Always willing to please
  • Doesn't watch football
  • Never breaks wind…unless the air is pumped out of him!!
  • Always faithful
  • Floats
  • Considerate
  • Never Argues
  • Handsome
  • Portable<li.sexy<>
  • Clean
  • Tidy

Your inflatable perfect man inflates the usual way by your own breath power, he measures approximately 50cm high and is wearing a pair of black trousers, a white shirt and is holding in each hand a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates!

What more could you ask for!!!!!!!!

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Available options and prices will be displayed in the checkout for you to choose from before completing the order and will be based on your delivery postcode. For most items there will be the option of 'Standard', 'Express' and 'Next Day' delivery with an indication of how long each option will take to arrive.

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If your order no longer meets your requirements you may return the item back to us within 30 days. Upon receipt of the product/s a refund for the product/s only will be issued, subject to the item being returned in its original condition.

We do not cover the cost for returning the product back to us, and we would recommend that you obtain a proof of postage receipt when returning the goods as we are not held responsible for any items being damaged or lost in the post.

Please note all personalised items are non-refundable.

You can return Products to the following address:


Grace House

Petersfield Avenue




United Kingdom.

If your order is returned by the selected postal service for whatever reason, we will notify you via email to advise you of this. Please note that to have this re-sent out the customer will be required to pay a further delivery charge, alternatively we can arrange for the item only to be refunded if it is non-personalised.