Fat Bloke Cooking Black Apron Gift

£ 14.95 Artscape

Availability: In stock

  • Black cotton apron
  • 88cm length
  • Two front pockets
  • Extra long wrap around waist ties
  • Kitchen and BBQ use
  • Stand back - Fat Bloke Cooking!


Fat Bloke Cooking Black Apron

Despite the novelty message, this is actually a decent piece of culinary kit. A full length (88cm) 100% cotton chefs apron with long, wrap around waist ties.

It even has two front pockets, which come in handy for utensils, snacks and that kind of thing.

Perfect for the bigger-boned baker or fat fryer in your life, but not for the sensitive chef with no sense of silliness. We don't advise upsetting the person who is preparing your dinner. That might end badly for all concerned.

Product Reviews

Royal Mail Standard Delivery UK Main land - £3.95 per order -

This has a suggested delivery time of 2-4 days by the royal mail delivery service. If by any chance you have not received your order within this suggested time frame you must contact your local sorting office to see if it has been left there for collection. (It has been known in the past for postmen/women to not leave notification cards of attempted delivery.)This must be done prior to contacting us about a non-delivered order.

We always aim to dispatch all UK Mainland orders with in stock items on the day the order is placed before 4PM. Your order should be with you within 2 - 4 working days after the day you placed your order (providing you have ordered in stock items clearly marked on the website.). Although we are unable to guarantee an exact date due to Royal Mail's Delivery service. Eg. Place your order on Monday and it will be with you by Friday (we are sorry to say that sometimes during peak periods (i.e. Christmas, Valentines Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day) there can be a delay on the standard delivery. For this reason, at these times, we always recommend that you specify a next day delivery which is a guaranteed and trackable service.


If your order no longer meets your requirements you may return the item back to us within 30 days. Upon receipt of the product/s a refund for the product/s only will be issued, subject to the item being returned in its original condition.

We do not cover the cost for returning the product back to us, and we would recommend that you obtain a proof of postage receipt when returning the goods as we are not held responsible for any items being damaged or lost in the post.

Please note all personalised items are non-refundable.

You can return Products to the following address:


Grace House

Petersfield Avenue




United Kingdom.

If your order is returned by the selected postal service for whatever reason, we will notify you via email to advise you of this. Please note that to have this re-sent out the customer will be required to pay a further delivery charge, alternatively we can arrange for the item only to be refunded if it is non-personalised.