Fat Bloke Cooking Black Apron Gift

£ 14.95 Artscape

Availability: In stock

  • Black cotton apron
  • 88cm length
  • Two front pockets
  • Extra long wrap around waist ties
  • Kitchen and BBQ use
  • Stand back - Fat Bloke Cooking!


Fat Bloke Cooking Black Apron

Despite the novelty message, this is actually a decent piece of culinary kit. A full length (88cm) 100% cotton chefs apron with long, wrap around waist ties.

It even has two front pockets, which come in handy for utensils, snacks and that kind of thing.

Perfect for the bigger-boned baker or fat fryer in your life, but not for the sensitive chef with no sense of silliness. We don't advise upsetting the person who is preparing your dinner. That might end badly for all concerned.

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