Inflatable Husband

Inflatable Husband Description

Fed up wasting you time with a washed up looser? Then look no further the ultimate and pleasantly proportioned pocket partner. Totally silent, this big hunk o'love has eyes only for you. That's right, no wandering eyes, ogling other women, and general bad lad behaviour.

True, our product doesn't do D.I.Y, can't beat off muggers and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing?

At least with our product you get woman-time with your friends, and get to talk to a totally attentive partner, who doesn't interrupt with inane comments every few seconds.

So go on revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words….

"You're all mine balloon features!"

Just think………………….

• All your friends will like him
• Won't upset your parents
• Always willing to please
• Doesn't watch football
• Never breaks wind…unless the air is pumped out of him!!
• Always faithful
• Floats

Your inflatable husband inflates the usual way by your own breath power, he measures 90cm high and is wearing a pair of black shorts and look like he has a hairy chest! What more could you ask for!!!!!!!!

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